HEADLINES: JUNE REFORMS 2021 - KIWI BAKERY GONE BANKRUPT - CHANGE IN THE WIND & ASPERMONT SEX SCANDAL
ASPERMONT, WESTERLANDS - The 8th anniversary for June Reforms was celebrated in Aspermont last week by members of the 1st, 29th, 93rd and the rest of the Empire, Commonwealth and some Foreigners bringing from people who came and went up to 14-15(?) or so. Unfortunately the cake was unavailable as the person holding unto the cakes slept through the entire event and there was only two cakes, both of them donated by Company Citizens, in compensation Local Old Man Confessed his Sex Scandal during the Party in Aspermont last week, clearing up any rumors with the truth.
He has since then decide to declassify it because a year is too much in keeping it a secret.
This is also the first Company Party where in-game attendance has been considered optional. This is in response to many invited people that they would like to join, however it's just that logging unto MineZ is such a chore... Painful... And fucking BORING.
This got me thinking. Why not just make it voluntary?
And SO IT WAS DONE. Huh, maybe not a lot of cake was a good idea, because only half of the 14-15(?) people who did come actually bothered to log in. After which, the Company sat down to a movie that is considered to be very UTC-aesthetic: LORD OF WAR(2005) starring Nicolas Cage.
Also two weird fuckers passed by Aspermont, but failed to identify and notice a party was going on. Heheh... Dumb premiums.
And finally we were so caught up with doing the timetable for the movie shit, we kinda... Forgot... To take screenshot. Scheiiiiiiiiissse :DDDD
EDITORIAL - Lysenkoism - the Dangers of "I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE"
Irishkaiser - There are many in modern society nowadays who espouse "science" and consider themselves "scientific". What I have seen during this pandemic, where we were one of the first to sound the alarms to the rest of the world... Well... The more educated of us anyway... Is that people don't actually like science.
No, to them it's confirmation bias. They put their faith in "experts" only when it suits their ideology or agenda. They only listen to "science" if it fits their world view, and not the other way around.
An apparent example of this was the Lysenkoism - the Soviet idea that opposed traditional concepts of genetic science such as hereditary traits and natural selection... To some kind of communist trans paradise where anyone can be anything because we adapt to the world as we go along,, not as it is. It was only allowed to be discredited after Stalin's death... But not before plunging millions of people into starvation with their made up monkey shit.
The problem with Lysenkoism was that it was state mandated and enforced because it fit an agenda... Yes... Science to fit an agenda. Where have we heard that before.
Wuhan Lab Leak turnabout has exposed this. And no, it's not Donald Trump's fault. It's the media. They lied, they omitted important knowledge and even changed statements to fit "SCIENCE".
Let's be honest, nobody fucking reads the science papers anyway... Or understand it. Science has now become a buzzword as if it were the Word of the Lord.
Fuck it, ya'll deserved those deaths.
TRADE - US MineZ Trade Mission
The Directly proudly announces it had to save some schmuck and cancel a Trade Mission due to JUNE REFORMS 2021 PARTY.
TRADE - Common Market Trade
The Directory proudly announces that it has witnessed the following trades
We were having a party. Does that count?
PvP Drill 199th Mass PvP Event - Nuffen
Back to sleep. Stay bleak.
DOMESTIC - 1ST REGIMENT CELEBRATES THE BIRTHDAY OF THEIR BATTALIONS
The Westerlands Regiment marked the eight year anniversary of the Regiment - the oldest in continuous service, next to the 29th Regiment of Whitehaven.
DOMESTIC - BAKERY GONE BANKRUPT, TRIED TO BLAME HIS SUPERIOR
"Nooo it was him, it was him don't hurt me... NOOO. IRISH NOOOOO" he said before his mouth got stuffed full of cock.
DOMESTIC - WINTERHILFSWERK IDEA STALLED
Apparently people can't agree on a payment system.
FINANCE - 8000USD held
God bank work is so fucking boring.
1) LEISURE WEEK NEXT WEEK
2) MERCHANT [?] MARINES ASSEMBLE. WE'RE GONNA GET EM THIS TIME