HEADLINES: MERIDIAN TO BE COMPANY'S NEW TRADE MISSION HUB?
ASPERMONT, WESTERLANDS - The addition of Meridian in the New Continent as a special location in the game has sparked interest in the Company. Described as a full PvE island with no zombies, no hunger or water loss but being able to go there with your equipment(unfortunately items can't be picked up).
Complete with State-Endorsed trading option and an in-game storage for players, it is considered the perfect place to just set up shop and have quick trades then leave.
It is most unfortunate that the MineZ continent is actually called "Valar" though as implied with a boat that said Port to Valar(MineZ main map).
Senior Company Members who heard of it remarked "Wow, that's a pretty gay name." "Yeah that is pretty gay"
But eh, whatever.
Many in the Company however see almost no long-term value in this nor in the game in general as some begin saying that just like Miner Problems, instead of originality, the game is just beginning to copy from other games. The Directory then responded "lol, not our problem". We Have Buried Them.
EDITORIAL - The Bottomline - the Primary Motivator
Irishkaiser - Money solves most problems and money is one of the reasons I am not actually mad at corporations or companies having no values in the first place. The same companies that espouse Pride Month but are also actively participating and shielding real crimes such as exploitation and genocide are too many. Even countries, as I'm sure you know that they would sooner give up their liberties for a bit of that sweet moolah.
Even me. I used to be a fervent Eurosceptic, but soon as I started investing and participating in finances AMONG THE GLOBAL ELITE, I preferred Europeanism over Euroscepticism, but not actively. Modern Western peoples of course did much to change my preferences towards their continued self-enslavement. Oh well, as long as the money keeps flowing - what business is it of mine? Why should I care about a bunch of inane white people on the other side of the world? At least the Pro-Europeans are giving me money. What do the Eurosceptics give me? Common values and some sense of duty for freedom? Well values don't put food on the table now does it?
We've seen it in our games and media. Things changed to appease a bigger market and there's an outcry here and there but we don't fucking matter. The powers that be would be pro-Black Lives Matter, anti-Black Lives Matter not because of their beliefs but because of what their bottomline and market tells them. They'd shut up about one issue in one place of the world, and rally around it the next. Right or wrong, it doesn't matter. It's why I vote with my wallet. But most of you, most of you eat it up and you let them manipulate you to buy their gay shit. Yes. Pretty much, you buy their gay shit but they don't really care.
As the immortal Cage once said: You wanna know who's gonna inherit the earth? Arms dealers. Because everyone else is too busy killing each other. That's the secret to survival: never go to war. Especially with yourself.
TRADE - US MineZ Trade Mission
The Directly proudly announces it had to save some schmuck and cancel a Trade Mission due to WEEK OF LEISURE, SEX, DRUGS ROCK & ROLL
TRADE - Common Market Trade
The Directory proudly announces that it has witnessed the following trades
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HE PAID BACK FOR HIS CRIMES. RELEASE HIM.
PvP Drill 199th Mass PvP Event - Nuffen
Back to sleep. Stay bleak.
DOMESTIC - SUSPENSION OF VISA PROGRAM FOLLOWING TERRORIST ATTACK ON FREE SPEECH
A terrorist attack shortly after June Reforms 2021, that saw the disabling of three accounts in the UnknownTradeCo Discord, one of whom was a tourist on visa, resulted in the suspension of the Visa Program as Company authorities look into the matter. An investigation immediately followed up after to find if it was done in malice(user reports) or it triggered an algorithm to put the messages in review.
Immediate suspects were brought up, but no hard evidence has condemned anyone. The case is on-going.
The UNKNOWN [?] Trading Company maintains that it would never punish anyone for their beliefs or even silence their views, but also acknowledges that many others do not share this sacred value of ours whether they be some guy who can't handle other people's opinions or the weirdos who offer 20,000USD Trans Surgery (cancer would've been better, Discord). The disabling of the three accounts has brought more energy to Discord Alternatives Movement in the UTC and has resulted in increased suspicion and hatred for visiting premiums and outsiders who do not display mutual tolerance or open-mindedness.
DOMESTIC - DISCORD ALTERNATIVE - GUILDED IN THE LEAD
The Company has set up servers in many other chat programs. Only one of whom seems viable and is projected to get popular in the coming months - to which it might even replace Discord according to one speculator.
Others were deemed too unfriendly for the tech-illiterate and or clunky or janky.
Guilded offers everything Discord has and more FOR FREE, with LESS THAN HALF THE RAM USAGE - perfect for many of us running potato pancake computers. It also allows the expansion of the Clan.
Unfortunately, looking at their terms and services - Guilded is practically almost a copy and paste of Discord's as it is a general company thing. However, unlike Discord, Guilded's reputation has not yet been tainted and they are real people in there apparently or whatever and not some furry weirdo from California.
We were the first in MineZ to get Discord, we'll also be the first to get Guilded. Whoopdifuckingdoo.
FINANCE - I'M DOING IT BOYS. I'M DOING IT
1) TRADE MISSION NEXT WEEK