HEADLINES: COMPANY MEMBER AWARDED FOR HEROISM IN REAL LIFE.
BATTLE CREEK, MICHIGAN - Graysquirrel, Company Member and 1/1 was awarded the Purple Heart and Gold Star for saving an intoxicated woman drifting on a lake in Michigan on the 4th of July, 2021 while wearing what he described as very heavy jeans, thereby impeding his movements severely in aquatic conditions and risked drowning. The Muhreen powered through regardless and was later hospitalized after collapsing from the effort, reflecting great credit upon himself and upholding the Highest Traditions of the UNKNOWN [?] Trading Company.
The selfless act of courage was recognized in the Company as the first ever act in which a member was awarded for valor in real life.
The deed was later used as part of political impetus and motivation to keep up with the Winterhilfswerk project to make it standardized and accessible in order to help donate to a clan of heroes. For what kind of society are we if we just use up our boys and then forget about them?
EDITORIAL - I got nothing.
Irishkaiser - Honestly, I've been busy working on that other special project.
TRADE - US MineZ Trade Mission
The Directly proudly announces it has delivered
*1 pqsd abz *
1 akcyf anu emuwj
*1 tcqhyna'm niglh *
in exchange for
*1 ffacp *
TRADE - Common Market Trade
The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered
Eyup... New items. New life.
PvP Drill 199th Mass PvP Event - Nuffen
Back to sleep. Stay bleak.
DOMESTIC - EMERGENCY COMMUNICATIONS PLATFORM SET UP
The Emergency Communications Platform has been set up, using XMPP, it requires no email, self-hosted with the backing of the Bank of the Unknown [?] Clan and it has encryption - meaning free from most spyware and other intrusions of electronic privacy. All personal accounts have to be manually created by the administrator as part of this trade-off but there is one open general account that can be used by any and all Company Citizens for any purpose they deem worthy in which they want to contact us.
Welp, that's a chat alternative crossed off our list.
DOMESTIC - Special Project in the Works
Come in like uh... September, I guess.
FINANCE - They said they'd call me. It's been a week.
Tax man got the papers.
1) LEISURE WEEK NEXT WEEK.
2) FINISH THAT MERCHANT ID
3) FINISH FINDING WINTERHILFSWERK ALTERNATIVE