- HEADLINES: 65th Paluster Receives Colours
- EDITORIAL “Pride is a Weapon”
- TRADE US TRADE RUN
- DOMESTIC: Winterhilfswerk Underway
- ORDERS: *
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PALUSTER, I.L. - The Company has finally awarded the 65th Paluster with its own colours after much delay. It has been discovered that the cause of the delay was Irishkaiser and as punishment for “failing to give honor due” was “mysteriously strangled”, then “ran over by a truck” and “overdosed on medicine” after which his body was found “floating on the Milky River”. The Empire offered its condolences to his family but he respawned soon after anyway.
Irishkaiser - We have been doing well within the past few weeks, but what is our secret to counter the influences of the Eternal Premium? Pride. Pride is a weapon - a sword to be used against our enemies. Indeed, we have used it well - we have defended our heritage and our ideals from the foreign aggressors because we appreciate who we are and what we do.
To lose pride in our identity leads to indifference, which leads to weakness and eventually us succumbing to the abhorrent premium elite community. The premium is a dirty creature always wanting attention for himself and he does anything he could to gain favor and eventually a position among the staff.
When was the last Staff chosen because they knew the game and what goes on in there(other than staying on PvE) and not because they were just hanging out with the other staff? Trust is important, but an understanding of the game would be more preferable. This understanding of the game would not make stupid development decisions not blinded by the narrow view of the select few.
Take pride that you are a proud regular, pure and not succumbing to the socialite premium society and hierarchy. Take pride that you play the game as it was meant to be. You make the experience of MineZ worthwhile for others like yourselves and that you are not a sheltered Swedish girl with delusions of the going ons because you live in a welfare state that provides everything for you, including protection.
Take pride that you use the things that the premiums just throw away or not even use properly. The eyechat is yours, MineZ regular. It is your last bastion against the foreign horde of colors who dominate everything, invading your routines, stripping you of your heritage and raping your servers with Stupid Saturdays.
Be proud, you are the basis of MineZ. You are also the catalyst for MineZ’s survival - you make the game enjoyable long enough for others to donate just enough for MineZ and the lucky few who donate without a thought to a colored name, I salute you, Heroes.
The directory reports that it delivered about:
2 Iron Swords
3 Chain Sets
1 Heal Bow
In exchange for
22 Health Potions
Another usual trade run. Same old enemies, same old problems. Premiums being premiums again - even Boonut who shot an innocent leather. Then premiums again, always being the foreign assholes came on US10 and locked everyone out because of Stupid Saturday or whatever it is premiums do that aren’t in any way related to MineZ. Came back in, killed some more premium stragglers, sold the last chain and left.
The Winterhilfswerk promising 100,000XP each to major Tenner citizens is under way. Currently, they have no received the XP nor has Irishkaiser returned to his status quo ante premium.
1) Trade Run finished. SOP.
2) Update the wiki to include the new 65 Paluster’s Colours.
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