- HEADLINES: Wasted Resource Pack Update
- EDITORIAL “The Uniqueness of our Attitude”
- TRADE US TRADE RUN
- DOMESTIC: Housing District Near Completion
- ORDERS: *
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Thorton, W.L. - Small Arms upgrade are being delivered, armor and light vehicles fucking gay, according to UNKNOWN [?] Heavy Industries
Irishkaiser - Unlike every other clan in MineZ and the ShotBow Network by and large - I’ve noticed that we are practically the only clan who are capable of making fun of ourselves and criticizing our own ranks. Noticing this makes me proud to see that this attitude is widespread within our ranks and the ability to make fun of one’s self is seen as a mark of leadership.
All the other clans are too proud and get easily offended and become insecure when other people make fun of them. To us? It slides off. - because we are sure of who we are and we know our place(ABOVE THEM) in this community.
The only times Shotbow people have self-depreciating humor is when they bend over backwards to kiss admin ass and even when the admins do some self-depreciating humor themselves you can sense they’re still “playing it safe”. just like this video right here which was labelled by our propaganda experts as CRINGE OF THE AGES
Our attitude was molded and guarded by our values and beliefs, especially in our love of Freedom of Speech where no one of us exempt from criticism(no matter how harshly put) for we believe even from the dull and the ignorant that they too have a story to tell.
Our attitude is a cultural hallmark that should be cherished and preserved throughout your stay in the Company for when you are in a different clan, you suddenly think Yogscast becomes funny and dubstep palatable… And you visit 9gag frequently, you half-tard horse.
The directory reports that it delivered about:
3 Iron Swords
4 Chain Sets
1 Infinity Bow
In value exchange for
6 stacks of apples
10 health potions
Usual trade run, premium assaulted Irishkaiser when his internet disconnected and got him killed but thankfully an alt was nearby and all the stuff was reclaimed leaving the premiums with nothing.
Get em before immigrants ruin the neighborhood.
1) Trade Run finished. SOP.
^THE ^[?] ^EMPIRE, ^THE ^COMPANY’S ^OFFICIAL ^NEWS ^SOURCE ^AND ^PROPAGANDA ^TOOL. ^AW ^YEAH.