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    ^HEADLINES

    EDITORIALS

    TRADE

    DOMESTIC

    COMMUNITY

    ORDERS

    • HEADLINES: Wasted Resource Pack Updated

    Thorton, W.L. - if not updated for awhile, message me right away so I can get banned calling Highlife names and accusing him of Judaism because his last name is SundBERG and he’s a BANKER

    Holy shit, we’ve been donating to the ZOMBIE JEW ALL THIS TIME.

    • EDITORIAL “Teaching via Gaming”

    Irishkaiser - We know how fast kids learn skills and methods via games and game methods - but think about using games as a way to teach kids in the most similar way possible. Course this isn’t a new concept and something rather old but let’s make it like some kind of steampunk point of view where we retro it to the gaming communities.

    For example, a newbie goes and plays this physics game and he learns all about the universe’s mechanics along the way but then he encounters the community.

    Who knows, he might come up with forum questions like

    “Hey, guys. I created my character and I got him to go FTL(faster than light) travel… But then all of a sudden he became heavier and time slowed down! What’s going on?”

    The faster you move the heavier you get, noob

    Hi, new player! Light is what your character uses to perceive the universe, but light also travels between objects too! Nothing is faster than light IRL so we use light as speed reference too! Once you approach speed of li….

    And so on. :V

    • TRADE US TRADE RUN

    The directory reports that it delivered about:

    3 Chain Sets

    4 Iron Swords

    2 Cakes

    1 Feather Falling II

    -Power II bow*

    In value exchange for

    21 Potions

    Big trade run. Strangely, not a lot of premiums were bothering us except for this one gold guy who kept coming back requesting us to kill him again and again.

    GUESS HE MUST’VE LEARNED TO ACCEPT THE SUPERIORITY OF WHITE PLAYERS AND OFFERED HIMSELF AS SACRIFICE FOR PENANCE.

    • DOMESTIC: Spring Cleaning

    It’s spring, let’s clean up on all the shitposting.

    • ORDERS: *

    1) Trade Run finished. SOP.

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