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    ^HEADLINES

    EDITORIAL

    TRADE

    DOMESTIC

    COMMUNITY

    ORDERS


    • HEADLINES: Company Acquired most members in One Day

    YAWPTON, S.L. - The Company has experienced the largest and fastest boom of its membership in recent months with the inclusion of three players within one day and 2 players within the past 2 weeks.

    FEDERAL EXPERTS AGREE this is a bad thing as large influx of new members cannot be efficiently trained and handled with a pseudo-guild system(i.e. assisting the senior at the start and eventually taking over the senior’s responsibilities after many weeks of getting used to it and training)

    FEDERAL EXPERTS suggest two courses of action.

    1) standardized training method and revamped communication system to allow the creation of an increasingly large clan that may or may not be able to exceed membership past 50-100

    2) Stop recruiting.

    The Directorate obviously votes 4-0 for Option 2.


    • EDITORIAL “You got Nothing”

    Irishkaiser - i have nothing…


    • TRADE US TRADE RUN

    The directory reports that it delivered about:

    2 Chain Sets

    1 Gamble

    1 diamond sword

    1 Iron Armor

    In value exchange for

    20 Potions

    This trade run is marked by 2 deaths from a single premium which is poor performance for the loosening of discipline just because the new guys don’t get as much discipline.

    Seriously you half-butt fuckwads, you are supposed to be models to these worthless asshats. You don’t stand there look stupid and ignore every order that was placed for your safety just because the other 5 guys there look obvious new guy.

    The dirty premium will try to find EVERY way to kill you because he won’t stop - remember that, you pitiful worthless sacks of shit. He is a premium and premiums will relent because they have no comprehension of the word “humility” and every time they kill one of you, it only EMBOLDENS them. If you’re not careful and don’t listen to fucking orders you’re gonna be fucking featured in a DUBSTEP video with bad English and horrible misuse of memes.

    Ignore the fucking new guys. The reason they’re more lax is CAUSE THEY’RE NEW.

    Thankfully through the use of “other” methods(once again SECURITY DETAILS prevents divulging of information), the premium was defeated in another way - by his sheer stupidity and ego that we turned against him…


    • DOMESTIC: Tenland Population Increases by 1

    Birthrates at an all time low.


    • ORDERS: *

    1) Trade Run completed. SOP.

    2) Beat up WaveConquerer

    3) Stop recruiting


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