CONTENTS : CTRL+F and type in the following if you just want to read a small part of the news.

    ^HEADLINES

    EDITORIAL

    TRADE

    DOMESTIC

    COMMUNITY

    ORDERS


    • HEADLINES: Tenland Punks discovered

    Lazerville, W.L. - IT’S THEM, THE PREM. SPREADING POISON LIES AND DECEIT. And after we welcomed them too… Gee, and people ask us why we don’t trust them. The Directorate obviously votes 4-0 for Option 2.


    • EDITORIAL “LET’S BE THANKFUL”

    Irishkaiser - Feels good to be a part of a community culture where freedom of choice and consequence of responsibility are norms and expected of you in our society.

    Feels good to know that freedom of speech and expression are enshrined values that protect and police you everyday.

    Feels good to know that your immediate superiors are subject to the same vulnerability to criticism and respect as you, relative to stations.

    Feels good to know that your community encourages and fosters individual initiative and independence.

    Feels good to know that any and all dissenting opinions and views will meet the established views on equal ground.

    Feels good, man.


    • TRADE US TRADE RUN

    The directory reports that it delivered about:

    3 Chain Sets

    3 Iron Swords

    In value exchange for

    15 Potions

    When the national revolution comes, we will load the Eternal Premium in the trains and send them to the camps along with the kikes.


    • TRADE US Diamond Sword Trade

    The directory reports that it delivered about:

    1 diamond sword

    In value exchange for

    8 Potions

    1 button

    Some bullshit about not being able to move or some shit.


    • DOMESTIC: Company stops recruiting

    After gaining another new member this week, we’ve acquired a total of about 6 new members within 3 weeks. GOOD NEWS, THEY’RE WHITE.


    • ORDERS: *

    1) Trade Run completed. SOP.

    2) Diamond Swords must be replenished.


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