- HEADLINES: VIRGINIA DISSOLVED BY YANKEES
- HEADLINES: CASTLE COLE RE-MANNED AFTER TRADE RUN
- HEADLINES: OCCUPY MINEZ MOVEMENT
- EDITORIAL “Nigga Technology”
- TRADE RUNS Successful Trade Run and Near Conflict
- DOMESTIC UNIFORMS MAY BE RE-INSTATED.
- COMMUNITY: Fuck MineZ
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ASPERMONT, W.L. - Servers US11, US12 and US9 Private were shut down today, being converted for use as Wasted servers. Majority of Company membership take strong opposition and consider the move “controversial” in light of previous statements from Highlife concerning that MineZ was growing bigger and the purchasing of further private servers in old announcements.
Some simply see it as an affront to peoples' relationships and an insult to their own mini-communities. Opposition and outrage was strong enough as to create a movement of the short-lived movement: Occupy MineZ that was broken up by the admins 40 minutes after its conception.
COLE, T.O. - 10 Company members re-manned Castle Cole after using it as a rallying point after their trade run. The base was taken and the area was held far longer than usual as the 10 occupants refueled their food supplies and occasional repairs for armor and weapon pieces.
The Company has found no elements of Byzantine rebels and declared the area insurrectionist-free.
LOBBY, S.N. - A peaceful protest suddenly popped up in the Shotbow Network today as frustrated opposition of the Server Cuts targetted one lobby server as a location to redress grievances.
The hippie group has this to say.
^“We ^don’t ^like ^the ^fact ^that ^they ^kept ^telling ^us ^MineZ ^is ^getting ^bigger ^and ^justifying ^it ^purchasing ^more ^PRIVATE ^servers ^and ^then ^weeks ^later ^decides ^to ^cut ^two ^public-servers ^in ^its ^stead ^for ^Premium-Only ^wasted.”
^“It’s ^his[Highlife’s] ^money ^but ^sometimes ^we ^wonder ^if ^he ^has ^a ^sound ^fiscal ^policy ^for ^Shotbow ^for ^upkeep ^in ^perpetuity.”
^“He ^wanted ^homeservers ^for ^people ^as ^he ^stated ^it ^in ^his ^development ^of ^settlements ^but ^he ^scattered ^two ^of ^them ^and ^drove ^tossed ^two ^groups ^for ^money.”
The Company’s traditionally neutral as an entity but will not prohibit its members from thinking and speaking as they see fit, even against the Company. The protesters in the image do not represent the Company’s alignment and reminds people that it’s US11ers or Virginians who protested, though significant membership of the protest are Company members.
Ed Wuncler and Gin Rummy - Now don’t start tripping and shit for calling me a racist…
The directory reports that this has been a profitable trade run
5 Chain Armor Sets
4 Full Iron Swords
1 Enchanted Iron Sword
3 Infinity bows
In exchange for
10 Health IIs
Details hazy. May be updated later.
The Company’s signature uniforms may be re-instated en mass. The directory still has not decided how to properly implement it, citing production needs and economy of effort.
Oh Lawdy, I need to get someone else to write this part.
ORDERS FOR THE WEEK:
1) Trade Run finished. Everyone is all on leave.
2) CACTOOSE. WE NEED CACTOOSE.
3) Fartabstract is to gather 4 sets of chain armor.
^THE ^[?] ^EMPIRE, ^THE ^COMPANY’S ^OFFICIAL ^NEWS ^SOURCE ^AND ^PROPAGANDA ^TOOL. ^AW ^YEAH.