- HEADLINES: DEFENSE OF ARCHAEOLOGICAL DIGSITE
- EDITORIAL “The Prussian Virtues”
- TRADE RUNS Operation Everyone Stupid.
- DOMESTIC COMPANY UNIFORMS ARE NOW G.O. RESPONSIBILITY
- COMMUNITY: Fuck MineZ
- ENTERTAINMENT: DrunkMilkLP
CONTENTS : CTRL+F and type in the following if you just want to read a small part of the news.
ARCHAEOLOGICAL DIGSITE, S.L. - Elements of the Company had joined in the Defense of the Archaeological Digsite near Bazel two days ago. The event was orchestrated by user WholeMilkLP who also requested for 36 cacti to be delivered a week before the event started.
Users Totan, fartabstract and Matt486 alongside the Minefanatics successfully defended the palisades with no casualties on the defenders' side and successfully holding the objective until the imminent server reboot.
Irishkaiser - The nation-state of Prussia was born out of a backwater land in the German lands called Brandenburg. How a small and obscure entity rising to glory and greatness with nothing but the shirts on their backs and the brave men in file and rank who would go to the devil just to serve is an amazing feat of not just a nation, but of excellence of men.
These virtues are many, so I’ll just place a link instead for you to read at your own leisure. Simply put, the Prussian archetype was a man of Order and Discipline. Some of you may notice the author of this article exhibits some of these virtues at certain degrees and sometimes it seems like he’s doing it out of pure fanaticism that might make him seem like he’s an obsessed perfectionist.
The reason be damned is because the core of this Company(the 222nd or B-Company) was BUILT ON THESE VIRTUES. The old iron armor policy? Thrift. NO TALKING on a Company-sanctioned mission? Discipline. Camping the weapons and armor for hours to provide for others and Company merchandise? Industriousness. Non-attachment to materials? Self-denial. Harsh criticisms and self-criticisms? Frankness. NOT CHASING AFTER BANDITS UNNECESSARILY? RE-FUCKING-STRAINT.
Indeed, Banjo Company(the 222nd) raised this sorry, good for nothing clan from the ground with their sheer discipline and unrivaled sense of duty into what it was today. Well, to be fair - Banjo Company are children of Rodina, the Motherclan. We were a clan that already had experience on these things before we entered MineZ so we didn’t expect you to understand or be trained under these things right away.
What the author did not expect though is the sudden leaving of Banjo Company because they felt like MineZ’s community sucked and mimicked other games we’ve played before. The same elitist parts of the community, the same dev personality, SOME FUCKING ADMINS WHOSE POSITION THEY ACQUIRED WERE OF QUESTIONABLE NATURE.
The only reason why the author stayed is because he made friends here and friendship is something that should not be taken lightly in all names of decency. Good God, this is the only flaw of the Unknown [?] Clan, in our attempt to stay incorruptible by preaching about fundamental equality and proper disposition in proper matters, we’ve became elitist in ourselves as we’ve adopted a “them vs us” mentality, filling us with suspicion and cold attitude towards those who we considered a “common asshole”(that is not to say that this suspicion and distrust is ungrounded).
We became the assholes in our mad attempt at maintaining ourselves and I apologize for that. Just understand that the Unknown [?] Clan has been through this time and time again since its conception; MineZ isn’t special as some of you may say, though for most of you it’s your first “game community”. This should also be adopted as virtue. The realization that YOU AREN’T SPECIAL.
Now I’m bitching again and instead straying from the topic of Prussian virtues. Anyway, yeah. Hohenfriedberger, order and discipline. PRUSSIA.
The directory proudly reports that this is the most embarrassing trade run in Company history.
6 Chain Armor Sets
5 Full Iron Swords
In exchange for
29 Health Potions
Through sheer embarrassment, the directory refuses to give a full report on the trade run and instead demands disciplinary action on all those who participated in the trade run.
The directory simply comments: What the fuck, you stupid ass motherfuckers. That was the most shoddy, unprofessional, uncohesive and undisciplined trade run ever in the Company’s history. My God, it was so bad that it mad bad look good. That’s how bad it went. That bad. TERRIBAD.
Company uniforms distributed are now the responsibility of the GOs to make. Skins are voluntary and players may feel free to switch at any given time from their uniforms.
Man, someone write this for me because I don’t give two wooden nickels about what those guys on r/MineZ think.
Le Late Nights - The Company entrusts its protection to a drunk. It’s led by a drunk anyway.
ORDERS FOR THE WEEK:
1) Trade Run finished. Everyone is all on leave.
2) GET ME INFINITY BOWS. GET ME INFINITY BOWS OF SPIDER MAN!
THE ^[?] ^EMPIRE, ^THE ^COMPANY’S ^OFFICIAL ^NEWS ^SOURCE ^AND ^PROPAGANDA ^TOOL. ^AW ^YEAH.
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