Aaron Leonard https://risingthumb.xyz
- HEADLINES: Anniversary of King Skimboard’s Reign
- EDITORIAL “HOW DO WE SCARE OFF NEW MEMBERS”
- TRADE US TRADE RUN
- TRADE US Cake Trade
- TRADE US Diamond Sword Trade
- DOMESTIC VERGATH AND IRISHKAISER BRING HONOR TO THE REGIMENT IN WASTED
- DOMESTIC White Population recruited from other servers
- DOMESTIC 93rd Virtues leader trapped
- ORDERS: *
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^HEADLINES
EDITORIAL
TRADE
DOMESTIC
COMMUNITY
ORDERS
AURORA, I.L. - King Skimboard celebrates his 1 year anniversary by… Blah blah blah… we know, killing premiums. Christ, we need new hobbies.
He spent most of the time this week killing invaders in the capital.
Irishkaiser - There’s a lot of fucking people wanting to join the Company. My question is… How the hell do we scare them off and only get the dedicated and willing?
The directory reports that it delivered about:
5 Chain Sets
2 Iron Swords
4 Infinity Bows
In value exchange for
31 Potions
This trade run involved 3 different servers, starting from US4, US1 and US10. So far standard trade run and Irishkaiser kept lagging out, getting him killed at one point - however the premiums were driven back and all items recovered and the trade run was continued as normal
One thing to note in this trade run: we almost broke the Company record of 32 potions in value… ALMOST… I checked my inventory and discovered 1 infinity bow left that I forgot to sell which would’ve made it 33 AND WOULD’VE BROKE THE COMPANY RECORD.
The directory reports that it delivered about:
8 Cakes
In value exchange for
4 Infinity Bows
This nigga sure helped us with our Infinity Bow stocks.
The directory reports that it delivered about:
8 Diamond Swords
In value exchange for
40 Health Potions
Payment incomplete. So far about 1 button and 2 stacks of cookies or 4 potions has been paid. Only 36 more to go.
222nd Regiment members Irishkaiser and Vergath brought more honor to our Colours with more tales of glory in Wasted. Captain Irishkaiser bravely destroyed a mech using nothing but his wits and his rifle in single-combat, by knocking the mech into a ditch and using his construction catalyst to repair the ditch and trap the mech, causing it to be suffocated and destroyed - taking the dropzone in the process.
Meanwhile, St.V managed to destroy one suspected hacking jetpacker(if any admins catch this: keep an eye on some guy called imthebest or something like that) singlehandedly ruining his entire streak but taking his life in the process. BRAVE.
It was said the hacker was moving on Ver in a “closing in” fashion, after shooting his exact wall while he was sneaking. Unsuspecting, the hacker decided to move in and kill the Orc but our green hero had other plans… His last radio transmission before blowing himself up with the jetpacker was
“SURPRISE, MOTHERFUCKER.”
White players are being brought in US10 to slowly but surely increase the population and recreate the vibrancy of the server and her culture. Specific kinds of whites are being selected.
Preferably 2 pixel-eyed, talkative and witty ones.
If this fails - welp, they’ll probably leave MineZ lol
Day 3, still no help. Not even from his own members.
1) Trade Run completed. SOP.
2) N/A
THE ^[?] ^EMPIRE, ^THE ^COMPANY’S ^OFFICIAL ^NEWS ^SOURCE ^AND ^PROPAGANDA ^TOOL. ^AW ^YEAH.