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    ^HEADLINES

    EDITORIAL

    TRADE

    DOMESTIC

    COMMUNITY

    ORDERS

    • HEADLINES: Skimboard’s Birthday

    AURORA, I.L. - Server riots.

    • EDITORIAL “It’s about the packaging, not the content.”

    Irishkaiser - Whether your views are right or wrong, it doesn’t matter if nobody’s gonna listen to it. Blah blah blah, I’ve got nothing to write about… YOU GET THE POINT.

    • TRADE US TRADE RUN

    The directory reports that it delivered about:

    4 Chain Sets

    4 Iron Swords

    2 Infinity Bows

    In value exchange for

    24 Potions

    We sho showed em, ey Cletus? Yeeee-haaaaw

    • TRADE US Diamond Sword Trade

    The directory reports that it delivered about:

    8 Diamond Swords

    In value exchange for

    40 Health Potions

    Payment complete.

    • DOMESTIC GUY762 RESOURCE PACK IN DEVELOPMENT

    Will tackle the issue of bleeding. Developers proclaim: “we’re gonna make them bleed.”

    • ORDERS: *

    1) Trade Run completed. SOP.

    2) N/A

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