Aaron Leonard https://risingthumb.xyz
- HEADLINES: Company eyes expansion 2014-2015
- EDITORIAL “The Cancer that is Minecraft”
- TRADE US Trade Run
- DOMESTIC CAMI EVOLVED INTO COW.
- DOMESTIC VAMPYRS A DISAPPOINTMENT
- ORDERS: *
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ASPERMONT, W.L. - The Directory discussed plans of expanding the company to fit the ever-growing need of production as the average profit per trade run increased by 35%(last average was 15).
Expansion will include the industrializing legendaries and increasing membership count.
Irishkaiser - I always thought it was just a joke and a false perpetuated stereotype because Minecraft has a certain fanbase which I thought didn’t really make up a significant portion of it, rather they were just a loud minority. However, after visiting servers and actually listening in on other shotbow sub-communities such as Vadact(especially Vadact because it was the straw that broke the camel’s back) I have come to realize that holy shit, this place is cancerous as fuck autismal.
MineZ is no exception to this, and the only one clean of this cancer is Wasted because there is much less of an elite presence there. The problem with this cancer is this Goddamn reddit-based PC lefty egotistical condescending humor that makes you wonder why they even exist in the first place. In MineZ, I’ve gotten used to it and I’ve already complained about their bullshit a lot of times that it doesn’t warrant another, and I thought Ghostcraft was “just another”, but eh… It’s not as bad but still ranks alongside the cancer of other servers.
Now, to talk about Vadact. When I first came in Vadact, I minded my own business and everyone seemed pretty equal with each other and then… Holy shit, As I started coming on there occasionally, motherfucker… You’d expect it… Whiteknights who always prioritize girls, people who think they’re funny because they’re random… Like the toaster in my bedroom! Nope..! The pig went into the car but I ate it with my Alienware calculator! HAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH I AM RETARDED.
And the tons and tons of autismal topics such as if someone’s build is racist because it’s “too Nordic”(are you fucking kidding me) and or when they start making submissive jokes(the type that always says… Aw… Admins always right and omnipotent and godlike) MULTIPLIED BY FOUR. Then there are these retards with MSPaint shoops… What in Jesus' name…
And I sit here watching these people have fun and somehow I’m pissed off by that and that makes ME AUTISTIC. Fucking cancerous pieces of shit… It’s a disease with what they’re doing that it spreads.
The directory reports that it delivered about:
5 Iron Swords
2 Chain Sets
2 Infinity Bows
1 Diamond Sword
In value exchange for
27 Health Potions
Trade Run that demonstrated the combat disadvantages of the Vampyr but the effectiveness of the Thorned Crowns in mass groups. The Vampyr failed in terms of reliability considering the fact that it took up extra durability to “heal” you and is unusable after one fight.
Also hackers. Needless to say, niggers botched it by calling them out. They were our niggers.
FROM POOR, WEAK, NAIVE, INNOCENT SHEEP. CAMI THROUGH THE STRENGTH OF WILL AND THE INITIATIVE TO TAKE THE JOBS NOBODY ELSE WANTED HAS ACHIEVED THE STATUS OF COW.
It was a complete holocaust of a weapon. Oi vey, I’m calling my lawyer… Dos doity anti-semetic bastids!
1) Trade Run completed. SOP.
2) Increase Chain Production
3) GET ME JESUS HELMET.
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