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    ^HEADLINES

    EDITORIAL

    TRADE

    DOMESTIC

    COMMUNITY

    ORDERS

    • HEADLINES: European Recommissioning

    Consilio, S.L. - European rebuilding has been looked at by the Directory and decided now is the best time as the opportunity presents itself in the form of budding MineZ YouTuber, Electric_Hamster.

    However, the European members were still classified as poorly equipped and lacking in personnel by Pacific Standards and extensive rebuilding must take place before any European operation or approach can be undertaken.

    Ethnic discrimination on newer European members have also taken place as certain nationalities are considered undesirable unless the individual proves otherwise.

    • EDITORIAL “I win again, bitches.”

    Irishkaiser - Fuck I don’t now what I won. The lottery?

    • TRADE US Trade Run

    The directory reports that it delivered about:

    1 Iron Swords

    4 Chain Sets

    2 Infinity Bows

    2 Slowness Potions

    In value exchange for

    25 Health Potions

    After this trade run, it is confirmed to everyone that we’ve managed to top pre-January Al Hasa updates profits. There are still however other challenges in the way such our beloved US10’s instability and dying population every Saturday.

    This trade run almost served as a testing ground for a new legendary to be used by the Scout - the Sacrificial Sword. The opportunity, however, did not present itself.

    • TRADE US Diamond Sword Trade

    The directory reports that it delivered about:

    1 Diamond Sword

    In value exchange for

    5 Golden Apples

    Premium want d sword? Premium pay for it. Premium pay good good.

    • DOMESTIC New Member Martinaasterud

    So many chain sets to conquer but he hasn’t even produced one. He cries.

    • DOMESTIC Mini kicked from the Company

    His defense was “It’s not radar, it’s just a map that let’s me see where people are” :V

    • DOMESTIC Vampyrs, Gambles and Agni’s Rage for Sale

    7 Surplus Vampyrs are still placed for sale marked at 1 diamond sword(half dura is OK) or 2 infinity bows for one. Someone buy them already. Also, 3 Gambles and some Agni’s Rage.

    • ORDERS: *

    1) Trade Run completed. SOP.

    2) Infinity Bows must be replenished.

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