- HEADLINES: Company Reintroduces VoIP
- EDITORIAL “Premium Logic.”
- TRADE US Trade Run
- DOMESTIC New Members redruM_ma_I and Kitty4Life
- DOMESTIC Company looks into buying an actual Homeserver
- DOMESTIC Iron Armor Deficiency
- ORDERS: *
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Kyoto, Japan - Afterru many poriticar debateu desu, Raiducarr has been re-impremented for GRORIOUS NIPPON. Directory has decided that Raiducarr fits bestu over inferior Gaijin Mumbre or Teamspeak simply for persistence and whenu someone disconnects, the whore carr does notu go downu. TEN THOUSAND FORDED NIPPON STEER.
Arso new RaiduCarr ID. Contactu Irishukaiser-sama for ID or Roomu name desu.
Irishkaiser - I am a premium. I kill servers for fun. I have fun a lot. Then I wonder why the server is getting smaller. I ask Shotbow to make the server smaller so I can have more fun. I still wonder why MineZ is dying.
MineZ should cater to a dying breed and not in acquiring more new players. Yeah that’s it.
The directory reports that it delivered about:
1 Iron Swords
4 Chain Sets
1 Infinity Bow
1 Power Bow
In value exchange for
24 Health Potions
Two new guys participated in this trade run and everything went well. The only embarrassing thing that happened was actually with the SENIOR MEMBERS. SPECIFICALLY MEMBERS OF THE 29TH… SPECIFICALLY BOONUT… SPECIFICALLY THE FACT THAT BOONUT STUPIDLY LOGGED OUT AFTER WE ASSUMED A DEFENSIVE FORMATION AND OPENED OUR LEFT FLANK… SPECIFICALLY GETTING ME KILLED BECAUSE I HAD NO SWORD.
But during the heated fight to regain the upper hand against the Eternal Premium and actually managing to defeat fully geared premium reinforcements with acquiring the head of a rumored ex-hacker on an alt, ButterApple, Boonut managed to regain some honor…
Two new guys too did quite well… In their own way lol… For new guys I mean. Another thing to note is that the premiums this time didn’t use their speed potions… Not sure if they used it up before or they’re learning that it’s useless to try to speed anyway.
Overall tactical draw for me getting killed and a strategic victory due to the fact that the premiums committed their iron and chain armors into the fight which we’ve acquired after they were killed.
All were noted for their American Mid-western accents. Redrum for the 93rd and Kitty for the 222nd.
Mainly as bootcamp and training in PvP, formation, drill, maneuvers, building, etc.
OUR IRON STORES ARE DEPLETED. WE’VE ONLY NOTICED NOW.
1) Trade Run completed. SOP.
2) Infinity Bows must be replenished.
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