- HEADLINES: Whiggers on the Rise
- EDITORIAL “WholeMilk so played out”
- TRADE US Trade Run
- DOMESTIC New Member ZeroAranLOL
- DOMESTIC Homeserver Waiting on Kyru
- DOMESTIC Iron Armor Deficiency
- ORDERS: *
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Romero, S.L. - Yesterday the server was assaulted with tons of white premiums out of nowhere spamming premium talk such as “git rektd scrub” and “gg” on the eyechat, along with lies such as “im frendly” and “PLS”. At first the Zenischvolk thought it was a joke, and it turned out these people were fucking serious…
After the Wremiums dispersed, people started acting normal again. We blame the modern MineZ media constantly flooded with stupid dubstep videos and clan wars, influencing our white kids to fuck with their lives and become gay atheist, transexual furries or something… With a My Little Pony collection and could not stop posting about fucking cats.
Irishkaiser - Electric_Hamster is where it’s at. I shouldn’t say much, considering that I don’t want to spoil the surprise yet, but shiiiiett, nigga. Expect something soon… Expect… HAMSTER… ELECTRIC HAMSTER.
The directory reports that it delivered about:
3 Chain Sets
1 Infinity Bow
5 Iron Swords
In value exchange for
20 Health Potions
Trade Run with our latest member and the first field test of our VoIP RaiduCarr. Standard trade run with backstabbing premiums… Premlets… When will they ever learn..?
Also trade run was reported as supposedly badass with such lines recorded as
Boonut: “Damn, don’t you just love it when the lice burns up when it sizzles in the pan..?”
Irishkaiser: “Give me the tin when you’re done, I need the fat to polish my boots.”
But it was ruined by Guy
Guy762: “You guys know any knock-knock jokes..?”
The funny thing about this guy is, he TRIED TO JOIN US on HIS FIRST DAY IN MINEZ with no EXPERIENCE WHATSOEVER.
Bring greatu dishonor. Cerear want work but no.
OUR IRON STORES ARE LOW NOW… NOT DEPLETED… BUT LOW.
1) Trade Run completed. SOP.
2) Kyru, gettu servu uppu desu.
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