Aaron Leonard https://risingthumb.xyz
- HEADLINES: Population Growth in All Sectors
- EDITORIAL “The river Tiber, foaming with much Blood.”
- TRADE US Trade Run
- DOMESTIC White guy attempts to stab old man
- DOMESTIC Chain Productions Increasing
- ORDERS: *
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AURORA, I.L. - The Company has experienced exponential growth in all of its regiments and sectors with the exception of the 95th East Yawpton whose only sole purpose is now to stop making the 222nd look lonely. It has been recorded that over 6 or so new members have join the 222nd Regiment since the recruitment poster and over 2 have joined the 29th Regiment and at least 3 for the 93rd Regiment.
We COULD’VE taken in more members, observes noted, if BOB’S BROTHER DIDN’T HAVE TO PAY FOR HIS LAUNDRY BILLS OR ANYTHING.
The directory reports that it delivered about:
2 Chain Sets
2 Infinity Bow
2 Iron Swords
In value exchange for
14 Health Potions
A normal, healthy premium free trade run. Too bad ZeroAranLOL, one of our latest members disconnected and his connection refused to log in ALL MINEZ servers while carrying half our merchandise forcing us to call off the trade run and then laughing about it after.
It was a good trade run and the trade run demonstrated the usefulness of Skype-RaidCall as soon as the call went down, everyone went to RaidCall. WHAT ARE THE CHANCES BOTH WILL GO DOWN AT THE SAME TIME, RIGHT..?
Old man survives. Blames it on the reddit media and premium culture.
With the increase of new members comes the increase of chain production. Nearly more than half the chain produced comes from newer members' efforts.
1) Trade Run completed. SOP.
2) Acquire Cake. For every cake you acquire, you get 1 diamond sword.
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