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    ^HEADLINES

    EDITORIAL

    TRADE

    DOMESTIC

    COMMUNITY

    ORDERS


    • HEADLINES: New PvP Modernization Wave Visualized

    ASPERMONT, W.L. - A new wave of PvP modernization is being discussed among Directory members(lol facebook) with the possibility of mass recruitment that would be able to form the basis of supporting 100+ members in the Company.

    The idea is noted as a very difficult road but not impossible, citing the most notable issue would be alt storage to support the 100+ Company members. Directory members set their sights of at least reaching 30 ACTIVE Company members first , then 50 ACTIVE which in turn would form the basis of 100+ Company members.

    This “2nd Wave Modernization” concept isn’t set as a high-priority goal, but rather something to be tackled “if circumstances and DESTINY permits”. The basis of the recruits would be the white regular player relatively new or relatively bored of vanilla MineZ seeking ADVENTURE, PURPOSE AND HONOR and to see what we could do manufacturing capable players en-masse with IRON DISCIPLINE.

    The 1st Modernization Program has achieved and enhanced our capabilities of defense and as well as offense, still falls short of one goal and as soon as that goal is reached(KYRU, ROOKING AT YOU…), we may be able to support at least 30 members.


    • EDITORIAL “Kaisers, when will they ever learn?”

    Irishkaiser - I have come to the epiphany that it Shotbow’s community is based on censorship and admin friends who are easily offended when their group is criticized, taking dildos up their asses and sucking each other off to feel better and I’m a hypocrite for fighting it when I go all this shit about “respecting cultures” and keeping their cultures out of ours while at the same time invading their cry-baby community with Voltaire, Toqueville, St.Augustine, Sun Tzu, Diogenes, Adolf Hitler, Ron Paul, Suvorov, etc. They, like Beta101 would go all WHITEKNIGHT TO THE MAX and become some kind of “SUPERME GENTELMAYNE” around girls… Then there’s Jewvarr who would never admit that his clan is admin-backed like a jealous kike.

    Then there’s the people who mean well but out of shyness and COWARDICE IN BATTLE, compromise or stay out of issue, looking the other way, just for the sake of avoiding conflict… He is the Magic Jew…

    Of course the people who support all of them are our enemies, the ETERNAL PREMIUM… A lot of people(even a lot of the ones we associate with), especially on the forums think by the Eternal Premium, we mean abusive bandits… That’s just one group of the Eternal Premium. The REAL ETERNAL PREMIUM are those who use their premium-admin cabal connections to deliberately and directly affect the game and community interactions FOR THEIR OWN SELFISH AMBITION not unlike the evil Jewish stereotype joked on here by many.

    And then I ask myself… If this is their culture, why am I trying to change it? Kaisers… When will they ever learn?


    • TRADE US Trade Run

    The directory reports that it delivered about:

    4 Chain Sets

    2 Infinity Bow

    6 Iron Swords

    In value exchange for

    28 Health Potions*

    A two-part trade run due to a coordination error putting all the blame on Irishkaiser’s timezone gobbledygook which attempted to coordinate Asian, European, American and Australian times - taking place on the EST afternoons of Saturday and Sunday. First trade run ended with establishing a minor trade presence in Carmi - though minor and not really worth mentioning because it was practically nothing, served as a major psychological victory after we traded in Romero leaving the only last town left to trade in post-June Reforms(Салют отцам и нашим дедам!) to be Geuten.

    However the unit ended returning home when a hacker infiltrating the middle of the unit resulting all being killed and only managed to recover quarter of the stuff. Irishkaiser proceeded to gloat and laugh at the shock of some of the newer members, repeating what he said earlier about how only “Death” can make you understand why we have orders and regulations. He then took the opportunity to teach the newer members how to re-gear in under 40 minutes, ready for the trade run tomorrow.

    The second part of the trade run met with IMPERIAL HONOR as we finally caught up with “someone important” who rumored to have banged with Irishkaiser behind a tree due to sounds of grunts and moans resonating from the forest where the two left. This was later disproved as it turned out Irishkaiser was just complaining about his diarrhea because of eating Scout rations. Though, a lot of people couldn’t come, Irishkaiser had to cobble up a bunch of strangers and random support from some cunts down the street or something but thankfully Light Infantry support was still available, affording us the ability to make tactical decisions which would’ve been deemed risky without Light Infantry.

    The newer members such as FireFly and ZeroAran show much GREATU IMPERIAR PROMISE AND BRINGU HONOR THE MEIJI.

    Zero comments that le companie is everything he expected to be and more… He said after losing a leg to a hacker.


    • TRADE US Cake Trade

    The directory reports that it delivered about:

    1 Diamond Sword

    In value exchange for

    1 Cakes*

    1st Cake Trade


    • TRADE US Cake Trade

    The directory reports that it delivered about:

    1 Diamond Sword(full dura)

    In value exchange for

    2 Cakes*

    2nd Cake Trade


    • TRADE US Diamond Sword Trade

    The directory reports that it delivered about:

    1 Diamond Sword

    In value exchange for

    2 Stacks of Bread*

    One of those fanboys who keep telling us how amazing we are and stuff and wishes that if he were kicked from his clan, he’d join us. We proceeded to magnify the mystique by lying about how fast we had to go because we had a lot more important things to do.

    LITTLE DOES HE KNOW WE DID THAT ON PURPOSE… A-HUE HUE HUE…


    • DOMESTIC Hacker wipes out Caravan

    All Admins too busy watching Jewcon’s stream to care and give a shit.


    • DOMESTIC TheCerealKill3r Earns Scholarship to UHDNW

    TheCerealKiller’s amazing skid(script kiddie) skills and actually some originality have granted him scholarship in the prestigious University of Hitler Did Nothing Wrong.

    HE IS PART OF OUR SPACE PROGRAM.

    His colleague ObliviousBob was then given greatu rook of disapprovar whire he was hovering his mouse over Reague of Regends icon.


    • ORDERS: *

    1) Trade Run completed. SOP.

    2) Acquire Cake. FOR GREATU EAST ASIAN CO-PROSPERITY SPHERE.


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