- HEADLINES: THE HAPPNING
- EDITORIAL “Healers, when will they ever learn?”
- TRADE US Trade Run
- DOMESTIC Guns killed 3 people
- ORDERS: *
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PORTSMOUTH, S.L. - A constant barrage of gratitude stormed through Shotbow last night as user “Happn” achieved multiple purchases in a short span of time, constantly spamming the network announcements with his monetary patronage. Dubbed as “The Happning”, Tenner citizens theorized the following
1) He was some really generous dude doing some shitty giveaways
2) He actually bought like the cheapest shotbow purchases and so amounted to a regular purchase he would’ve had if he just bought few, just to pretend to look good.
3) He took some guy’s credit card and thought it would be funny.
The Happning coincided with the trade run, some calling it a bad omen, others call it good luck. But most normal people didn’t really care. WHERE WERE YOU DURING THE HAPPNING?
Irishkaiser - Healers(premiums and regulars in clans) are fucking premiums.They don’t want to gear the game as it was meant to be - they want it to be healer friendly and fucking make the game suited to them, harming the bandit playstyle. They’re hypocrites.
I have nothing to write too so uh there’s also that.
The directory reports that it delivered about:
5 Chain Sets
2 Infinity Bow
4 Iron Swords
In value exchange for
33 Health Potions*
Ayo ayo ayo… I'ma let you finish, but this trade run is the GREATEST TRADE RUN OF ALL TIME. OF ALL TIME. We have achieved 33 potions in total and sold in the following areas.
The WHOLE SOUTH. When asked what’s next for the company to TEAR DOWN, CONQUER, SALT THE EARTH AND REBUILD… Irishkaiser answered “THE SKY. I WAS CHOSEN BY HEAVEN.”.
Wants everyone to know. Nobody cares.
1) Trade Run completed. SOP.
2) Acquire Cake. FOR RASTU TIME. GREATU EAST ASIAN CO-PROSPERITY SPHERE.
^THE ^[?] ^EMPIRE, ^THE ^COMPANY’S ^OFFICIAL ^NEWS ^SOURCE ^AND ^PROPAGANDA ^TOOL. ^AW ^YEAH
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