- HEADLINES: UNKNOWN [?] Trading Company Celebrates 2 Year Anniversary
- EDITORIAL “Man, fuck these legendaries.”
- TRADE US Trade Run
- DOMESTIC Weapons Test Exercise
- DOMESTIC New members Bluigi8 and Hotcock007
- ORDERS: *
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ASPERMONT, W.L. - The Merchant’s City was alight with fireworks last night as the Company celebrates its 2 year anniversary. Representatives of all regiments were available for the cake party, including new recruits who were finally inducted into their regiments.
Guy762 was commended for “letting go” of his rares as finally a sign of him realizes tools are basically just that: tools. The Directory expresses regret that plenty members abroad or asleep during the events could not participate - but commended their honorable service and hard work in keeping the Company afloat as many of her sons celebrated her birth.
Company officers also noted that this was practically the first time we’ve been able to form a perfect 3-line column.. Users TheCerealKill3r and ObliviousBob recorded the fireworks ceremony, however only TheCerealKill3r was able to upload his within 1 hour of the events.
Irishkaiser - Name me a useful legendary. Name one fucking useful legendary that doesn’t have a chance of killing you in the process - oh that’s right. The premiums got them all nerfed. Fuck you, premiums… Now nothing’s worth getting from those dungeons other than “bling” and some kind of worthless trophy on your alt.
Except you, Grey Bow… We love you. You’re perfect the way you are, babe.
The directory reports that it delivered about:
4 Chain Sets
2 Infinity Bow
2 Iron Swords|
1 Iron Pants
In value exchange for
22 Health Potions*
A relatively quick trade run. This trade run was noted as to how quickly we assembled(under 40 minutes) of regearing those who were killed in the Weapons Test Exercise. Also, Bluigi’s first trade run…
This trade run also noted the Premium’s losing grip on Stupid Saturday as the servers were very quick to dissipate in terms of the premium terror as the white folks started coming back on faster.
The Company does not know whether or not this is a good thing as it shows the threat premiums pose in killing servers by killing everyone and themselves off, but at least there is less and less premiums now.
Boonut can’t keep his fucking mouth shut. Results helped us decide on newer tactics and rejected old ones.
During the Party, Bluigi8, who was a recruit was given a chance to pick a regiment of their own choosing after given full approval from their seniors. Bluigi8 chose the 93rd and… Hotcock… We forgot… we’ll ask him again later.
1) Trade Run completed. SOP.
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