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    EDITORIAL

    TRADE

    DOMESTIC

    COMMUNITY

    ORDERS

    • HEADLINES: White Man Reclaims Al Hasa

    AL HASA, G.L.- During the course of the Free Weekend, company members ventured throughout the Giantlands and RECLAIMED AL HASA FOR THE WHITE PLAYER RACE. Seeing how the barren the area turned out to be, because premiums don’t care about nature or anything at all and decided to cut down all the trees in their homeland, the Company set forth a reforestation project that will probably never happen because nobody gives two shits about Premiums and their place. It turns out MineZ’s population has only slightly decreased on the weekends and that US10 still possess a sizeable population.

    However, servers on weekdays showed to be depleted. Also allows for more freedom of movement in the game.

    • EDITORIAL “UNACCEPTABLE”

    Irishkaiser - What, can’t you fucks read? When I meant a free weekend except for the Drilling, I didn’t mean you guys should sleep in and be AFK for the whole night/day/early morning.

    We were late by 2 hours to start the Drills and only a fraction of us came. A FRACTION.

    • TRADE archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html US Trade Run

    Trade Run cancelled. Free weekened.

    • DOMESTIC archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html 3rd Mass PvP Event

    Went somewhat rough but successfully carried out. Team Home’s lineup:

    Irishkaiser

    ObliviousBob

    Hotcock007

    versus Team Away:

    b00merd0g

    commando0301

    LocaColaMan_

    Team Home garnered a decisive victory by using terrain advantages and coordination to keep Team Away from gaining crucial ground. Team Away suffered from a lot of friendly fires that help added up to their defeat.

    In 2v2s with Irishkaiser and TheCerealKill3r vs commando0301 and b00merd0g, Team Away performed a lot better as a duo team, nearly coming up to a tie but was still hampered down by their EXCESSIVE FRIENDLY FIRE killing each other multiple times.

    VIDEO BY CEREALKILL3R

    • ORDERS: *

    1) Trade Run completed. SOP.

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