- HEADLINES: Factories Set Up In MineZ 2
- EDITORIAL “The Ron Paul Secret”
- TRADE archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html US Trade Run
- PvP Drill archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html 4th Mass PvP Event
- DOMESTIC archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html GUY762’S PACK HONORED AND MENTIONED
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ASPERMONT, W.L.- Factories in MineZ 2 were set up, by advice of Gun. Directory expresses doubts… Massive doubts… EXTREME DOUBTS… DOUBTIOUS MAXIMUS. But might as well give it a try, even though we expect nothing but complete disaster.
GOTT MITT UNS.
Irishkaiser - The main thing about Ron Paul’s charm and the difference between him and Obama in finding out who is more sincere, is in their speeches.
Ron Paul’s speeches are filled with questioning America, asking why there are problem and how he should fix them, you can hear it in his tone and how he thinks there should be ANOTHER WAY. In fact “whys” should be Ron Paul’s trademark phrasings instead of Obama’s Hope and Change. Speaking of Obama, his speeches are riddled with “Hope, change and America going forward in a time of disunity.” or some shit like that. NEVER TACKLING issues and NEVER questioning.
If any dissent, it’s always pitting people against each other.
You can see one is just catering to what people want to hear, the other tries to make them see the truth, even though they don’t want it.
Editorials getting shit. Nothing to write about now, but we have a new exciting Drills section though.
The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered
2 Chain Sets
7 Iron swords
in exchange for
15 Health Potions
This was a very nice, easy trade run, hampered only by the fact that Irishkaiser was locked out of his alt containing the other merchandise by forgetting the password. He attempted to beat the alt with a hammer in a mad attempt to open it, but to no avail. The alt sustained heavy injuries and was promptly hospitalized as an arrested Irishkaiser was escorted away for “assault” and “gross misconduct”.
The trade run started off very disciplined but gradually broke down as it became apparent that the premiums weren’t coming and the group wasn’t in any immediate danger of being attacked. Eventually some semblance of order was restored at the end when everyone was about to go home.
Guy762 was noted for his steadfast discipline, staying in formation during the dangerous breaking down phase.
Also, there was a guy who sounded like Hotcock but wasn’t Hotcock.
Irishkaiser was then whipped by grapples until he remembered the alt password.
Team RaidCall’s lineup:
versus Team Skype:
This PvP drill, though only one recorded video went back and forth and actually demonstrated Team Skype’s(so named because of their Communication preference) ability to learn and adapt from mistakes.
ROUND 1, recorded in the video demonstrated how Team Skype was able to put up a nicely coordinated resistance but was eventually outflanked by Team RaidCall. During the round, Sahlgutmir baited out Team Skype’s most capable fighter(Hotcock) and drew him out of the city while Guy and Irishkaiser engaged the others inside the city. This proved to be the turning point.
Hotcock, realizing the mistake he made, rushed back nearly just in time to help and relieve his comrades, but was a bit late, resulting in the death of one comrade by the time he arrived. Eventually the fighting whittled down the combatants to a 1v1 only because Hotcock almost made it back in time. ALMOST… but Irishkaiser defeated Sparttan117 by ambush.
ROUND 2, the teams switched sides with Team RaidCall as defenders and Team Skype as attackers, Team Skype learned from their previous mistakes and experience as being defenders themselves, easily defeated Team RaidCall in fight that lasted no more than about 3-5 minutes… WITHOUT LOSING A SINGLE MAN.
ROUND 3, The teams were transported to Mountain Pass in an attempt to remove attacker-defender and change the playing field into something more sudden. The teams proceeded to outflank each other, but both flanked and thus at first no contact was made. Team RaidCall eventually acquired visual of Team Skype and used it to their advantage of firing first in a favorable position.
Team RaidCall had demonstrated calmness, order and very good intelligence sharing. Team Skype though showing a certain degree of panic and indecisiveness in their formation, still managed to put up tenacious resistance, managing to even drive Team RaidCall from their position and threatened to knock them off. Team Skype eventually decided on assaulting Team RaidCall through a flanking maneuver, but Team RaidCall’s efficient intelligence sharing made Team Skype’s plan backfire and actually got isolated and defeated one by one.
Guy762’s sequel to his resource pack acquired significant public approval. His resource pack demonstrates unique UTC virtues of which are
Originality, ingenuity, perseverance, able to take criticism, learning, adapting, etc.
He has brought so much honor to himself this week that the universe will probably balance it out and give him a bad day.
1) Trade Run completed. SOP.
2) Gather stuff to sell in MineZ 2
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