- HEADLINES: Depot Town set up in MineZ 2
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ASPERMONT, W.L.- A Depot Town in MineZ 2 was set up as an area of storage following the problems encountered by the Company within Gun’s town of choice. Factory areas remain the same. Guy’s proposal of a new home town is being looked into after Gun finally withdrew his sale of bed with spears sticking on them.
Gun then proceeded to write a novel about how Communism or some Jewish record industry killed his town, coupled with some praise on the hope of the Rousseau branch of political philosophy.
Adolf Hitler - BECAUSE I CAN’T COME UP WITH ANYTHING
The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered
6 Pristine Chain Sets
1 Pristine Iron Sword
1 Iron Chestplate
1 Ruined Iron Sword
8 Chain Bars
in exchange for
39 Health Potions
Our first trade run in MineZ 2, The 93rd performed ludicrously throughout this week with terrible policies that they’ve attempted to downplay again and again resulting in many, many unneeded deaths for their regiment and many delays, specifically in positioning. Their leader, Gun “I made with the Mississippi River with my piss!” Overdose insisted on Kholheim being the town of production but was eventually dropped after realizing nobody wants to buy his vacuum cleaner or something.
Guns, just before the trade run, proceeded to invite his members to Kuwana awaiting an invasion and was attacked alongside with two other guys, resulting in his entire regiment’s death… instead of STAYING IN POSITION FOR THE TRADE RUN in a GROSS DISPLAY of MISCONDUCT and DERELICTION OF DUTIES. He then proceeded limp his way back and moved his alt to the new Depot Town.
For their niggery, they have been given the punishment of being called Little Bitches until the trade run is complete. However, in an ATTEMPT to restore their HONOR, they decided to go do a trade run anyway, as posted above, with the few amount - uplifting them from their punishment. Their reputation however is stained.
In the second half of the trade run, Irishkaiser, Guy762, Sahlgutmir, Boxhead24 and Alucard proceeded to sell in all towns South except Draedaro Keep. The trade run showed people were still familiar with how we operate and only a fewer number of people who are new to the game needed explanation on how to buy stuff. Irishkaiser mentioned he missed the THRILL OF BATTLE and then complained about the Ender Eyes not working, then he called MineZ 2 GrindZ because everything takes forever to accomplish anything.
This trade run lasted for HOURS.
Also, Asindia is a multicultural shithole on the Grimdale server with so many fucking premiums making public worship to a Lamp or something that it sounded like Allahmp or whatever. It was practically the Southeast of London.
Maybe if I look hard enough, I’ll find grooming gangs in there or something with some police cucks denying it because they’ll be afraid of “reigniting the premium-reg conflict” or whatever.
versus Team Insurgency:
A first inter-clan training between UNKNOWN [?] Trading Company and Yonkers Insurgency. It was just too quick and embarrassing for Team Insurgency that we decided not to record it.
ROUND 1, Both sides started on relatively equal positions. Yonkers Insurgency was plagued with problems of no coordination and lack of hierarchy. Team UTC’s innate order, discipline and better training was too much and Team Insurgency was defeated in less than a minute.
One of them broke off from the rest of Team Insurgency and decided to hide in a tree with his grapple. lel
ROUND 2, The Teams tried again and the same results followed as per the previous round. It was really really quick. Team Insurgency was hampered with the same problems it faced in the previous round
ROUND 3, In this round, it was a bit funny because team UTC decided to just go toy with their enemy… Which resulted in Irishkaiser’s death at the hand of CaptainDoan because he was too arrogant and decided to just “play” with CaptainDoan from the highground, forgetting that sword reaches from below are farther than from above.
Team UTC considered this a turkey shoot against Team Insurgency. RadarDash participated in the following rounds after and both times soundly defeated, but he put up a very very good fight… At one point he even got himself killed by grappling too high up and missing a good landing spot. Cereal carried him through though.
Niggers Watch attempted to raid our subreddit again this week, because the pansies can’t take criticism and their pretentious attitude makes them think they’re too sacred to be made fun off. Christophe Genie’s thread only served to galvanize support to him and displeasure at the sight of condescending Niggers Watch members who keep trying to silence free speech.
The dumb niggers will never get that the more they act like pretentious, spoiled brats, the more they’ll only invite the same problems they can never fix after so long.
1) Trade Run completed. SOP.
2) Next Trade Run is MoldZ
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