- HEADLINES: RODINA INSPECTS COMPANY
- EDITORIAL “British Things”
- TRADE RUNS PRUSSIAN HONOR RESTORED.
- DOMESTIC ELECTROCAKE RETURNS FOR LIKE 2 DAYS
- COMMUNITY: SHOTBOW XP SYSTEM AND WEBSITE
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ASPERMONT, W.L. - Rodina detached a mission to inspect the Company today by participating in its latest trade run. The two inspectors: tovarisch Lieutenant Killahamsta of the Sacred Kwustomaizer Corp and tovarisch Corporal Caffy of the [?] Enlisted also provided manpower and assistance to the unusually undermanned caravan consisting of 3 members only.
The directory is pleased to report that the two inspectors did not find any significant breach of standards and discipline and will allow the Company to continue existing as Rodina’s manifest on this game and to finally give IRISHKAISER THE DUE HONOR AND GLORY HE SO RIGHTFULLY DESERVES. AW YEAH.
The inspectors however noted of tovarisch Captain Spyware otherwise populary known as the user Irishkaiser of his increasingly militant views on the affairs of community and might order the officer to leave the game in the interest of preservation of character of an [?] Clan member. Irishkaiser has no comment given.
Horrible Histories - Guess there’s no such thing as British… Other than war, I guess.
The Company successfully delivered a total of
4 Chain Sets
4 Full Iron Swords
1 Enchanted Iron Sword
In value exchange of
20 Health Potions
The caravan rendevouzed with ex-members of the 222nd Gaming Battalion, B-Company of the Unknown [?] Clan at Company headquarters. The group, consisting of Irishkaiser, fartabstract and Lieutenant_Joe alongside the two inspectors departed to Southern bordertown of Yawpton and headed to Grimdale to sell goods. With the destruction of Virginia[US11], the Company was offered an opportunity to restart it’s extensive public relations in a server. Initially suspecting of bandit traps as expected, sales were considered slow by contemporary standards.
And Lieutenant_Joe became KIA due to an exploiter who instalogged in front of everyone as soon as he acquired Joe’s loot and escaped without anyone recording. But with the blessings of St.Ver, the caravan endured and proceeded to Portsmouth where after word from the city of Grimdale spread that the Company was legit, the Company was able to sell off most of its merchandise with little trouble.
The caravan also noted extensive use of bartering as the given exchange value of 20 health potions is not considered the actual items given as the customers bartered with bandages, food and tools. One even purchased a sword for a hoe.
The inspectors commented on the standard of discipline being mediocre but understood their lack of training and agreed that the UNKNOWN [?] Trading Company be permitted to exist under the Grey Banner.
And she left me again, that bitch.
The ShotBow Network unveiled its XP system, providing an opportunity for non-premium members to enjoy certain advantages Premiums have given Public players after having effort. Controversial figure, Irishkaiser, support the idea but fears it’ll be “twisted” to serve nothing but the premiums, as the social group already complains of XP being too easy , and forget its original purpose.
ShotBow also released a new website, assumed to be on a dry run, unifying assets of all ShotBow Network Gamemodes and helping to bridge the many isolated communities of the network into one larger community where ideas and concerns would be hopefully less suppressed by influential elites.
ORDERS FOR THE WEEK:
1) Trade Run finished. Everyone is all on leave.
2) 5 sets of Chain Armor is to be regathered.
3) Hunt on Irishkaiser called off. He’s got a green name right now.
^THE ^[?] ^EMPIRE, ^THE ^COMPANY’S ^OFFICIAL ^NEWS ^SOURCE ^AND ^PROPAGANDA ^TOOL. ^AW ^YEAH.