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    ^HEADLINES

    EDITORIAL

    TRADE

    DRILLS

    DOMESTIC

    ORDERS


    • HEADLINES: Irishkaiser Sex Syndicate Busted

    PRAVUS, B.L.- Adminpol caught Irishkaiser sexually assaulting some random schmuck, after finally getting their shit together to actually patrol the servers ushering in an era of 1984 and ending the Libertarian paradise.

    Irishkaiser has no regrets for his actions AS THEY HURT NOBODY AT ALL and only the ADMINS' EGO, but disappointment in himself as he let his guard down that time and probably tipped himself off after mentioning about a hacker in a previous recent trade run which is an ironic way to draw attention…

    CAUGHT WITH HIS PANZERS DOWN

    Irishkaiser was given the opportunity to appeal again on parole if only he’d say “Sorry” for once in his fucking life though insists he FEELS HE HAS DONE NO WRONG. Irishkaiser however said, he will think about it… :V


    • EDITORIAL “The Real Ben Garrison”

    Irishkaiser - Some of you have probably heard about Ben Garrison “giving up” against the trolls due to “hate speech” and libel. The real Ben Garrison was an artist championing the cause libertarianism and freedom of expression, but just like any half-hearted schmuck who participated in a free society and free debate, he immediately compromised on those ideals when HE BECAME THE TARGET.

    He only had to either ignore the trolls or at the very least, turn them among themselves if he simply asked them to tone it down without demanding like a lolcow by threatening intervention with the police. He didn’t know his works were being advertised anyway and this is the common mistake of all producers of a craft or work, especially when they’re in small market(political cartoons) - TAKING ANY NEGATIVE INPUT AS NEGATIVE INPUT instead of OPPORTUNITY to GROW ON IT.

    He literally was getting free advertisement and pretty much his works were more popular than ever before as people were starting to research the real Ben Garrison, many realizing the actual joke that he WASN’T A BADASS RACE-DRIVEN ZOHAN. This is the society he preached for and instead of embracing it - he turned his back and compromised the moment things got rough. He still had the power and the decision to brave through the trolls, but he gave up.


    • TRADE archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html US MineZ Trade Run

    The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered

    1 Chain Set

    2 Iron Swords

    3 Infinity Bow

    In value exchange for

    12 Health Potions

    Trade Run conducted by Sahlgutmir, proving once and for all Australians are shitposters and should and I push that they SHOULD NEVER BE ALLOWED TO ENTER THE UTC. I fucking hate Australians so Goddamn much, they’re the absolute worst. Literal shitposters and complete CUNTS. ANY GROUP WITH SIGNIFICANT NUMBER OF AUSTRALIANS IS A SHIT GROUP.

    Oh and Irishkaiser got banned because of sexual assault while he held like ¾ of the items to trade, but that’s not important. AUSTRALIANS ARE THE WORST.

    Evaluation wise - the group simply is more awkward without me in command but they just need confidence. Other than that they’ve actually done themselves quite well and played it a safe. They just need more CONFIDENCE.


    • TRADE archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html US MineZ Trade

    The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered

    2 Infinity Bow

    In exchange for

    2 Buttons

    Random schmuck in-game just wanted to trade for the sake of trading and not that he really needed infinity bows. Typical. HE MUST BE AUSTRALIAN.


    • PvP Drill archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html 16th Mass PvP Event - Also Cancelled

    Everybody had to go and was busy immediately after the trade run.


    • DOMESTIC Vergath Steps on the Plate

    Until the old man gets out of jail, Vergath will STEP UP TO IT.


    • ORDERS: *

    1) Trade Run completed. SOP.

    2) Next Trade Run is MoldZ


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